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What are the pros and cons of having a shaved head?

PROS: Less shower time.  Less prep time.  I’ve literally and figuratively shaved off 30 minutes of doing my hair every day.  It is awesome. No roots problem and/or re-dying my hair, ever. No worrying about my bangs in my face or my hair looking whack. Less wig prep time. Staves off unwanted advances effectively.  But just to add, I’ve met several dudes who have found the buzz look quite cute, so don’t think there’s no one out there who doesn’t admire it. If I dress in grey/black/white, I look like a chic awesome dominatrix chica, or a fashion-forward hipster, with significantly...

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Do you have any advice on how to smile naturally even if you have bad teeth?

Are you insinuating something by asking me that? o_O I have a diastema and I am quite proud of it, THANK YOU. Madonna has one, and she's pretty rad. Actually, I had extensive orthodontic work as a teen, including braces, a palatial expander, and headgear. If you feel sorry for me and my awkward childhood, you can send me money through my paypal jia@jiajem.com. Your sympathy donations will help the painful memories go away!!! I jest. But really, if you do, I will send you a courtesy "before" pic that I know you're dying to see now! I have a retainer that I could wear to get rid of my tooth gap,...

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What is your all time favorite holiday? Like your birthday, Halloween, Christmas?

Thanksgiving. My family is very casual, and we're all pathetic about buying gifts for each other, so birthdays and Christmas are kind of meh. We all love to eat, though. So therefore, Thanksgiving emerges as the ultimate winning holiday.

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Do you have any pets or random animals around you house?

No. Pets were unallowed in my house growing up. I always loved dogs and always wanted one. I never realized how deep this longing was until I was going through my old stuffed animals recently, and realized that I had named all of them after various neighbors' dogs around our block. How heartbreaking is that? I really, really like animals. One day I want one, but I'm pretty irresponsible and I think I would kill it unintentionally. I don't think I could be trusted to walk a dog everyday and train it to be enjoyable to be around. Maybe I could have a cat, since they pretty much take care of themselves. I...

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Hello JOO-lee! I must say, your pacific heat content hasn’t changed a bit since you were 15 years of age! My question for you is, when I pick my nose in front of a classroom full of surly teenagers, how do I tilt my head to the angle that will display my barbaric nostril plundering to the greatest advantage? Thanks! -MEAN GENE THE CHEM MACHINE

Hey, it's my old chemistry and physics teacher, whom I have the utmost respect for! To get the greatest student-eye/teacher-nostril ratio, cast your gaze outside the windows upon Harold the goose, flying at a steady 10 mph at a 30º angle parallel to the windows in a 15 mph NW wind. Imagine the scent of a freshly opened can of domestic beer so your nostrils dilate to their maximum circumference. Then, put your finger "on the line" - I mean, up your nose!

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Just browsing cosplay lab and saw your costumes. Great job! Noticed your name. Are you a Jem doll fan? I use the name Aja, because she was my favorite Jem doll of the Holograms. -Tarsha

I was going for a gemstone theme, but JiaGem could be easily mispronounced. o_O Hence "Jem". Gemstones are pretty, but only because they are painstakenly carved that way and are some of the worlds toughest substances. I thought that was an appropriate metaphor. But YES, I agree - Aja was my favorite, too! I still have my Aja doll and the cassette tape she came with! I'm a Jem fan, love the 80's... so I guess it works on all levels! EDIT: After visiting Mexico, I found it funny to hear my name pronounced "Yia Yem". Funny bad. But too late now.

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Is it possible to sum up how awesome dancing out of your socks is, in less than 10 words? -His Tallness

The short answer: no. But I guess that was less than 10 words, so... yes.

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Your skin is so smooth and delishus looking. May I lick you? unfunfunfunf.

If you licked my face through the internets, it would taste like 70% makeup, 10% sweat and 20% Photoshop. If that intices you, then e-lick away. I... I hope that's a licking sound. o__O

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