Hello JOO-lee! I must say, your pacific heat content hasn’t changed a bit since you were 15 years of age! My question for you is, when I pick my nose in front of a classroom full of surly teenagers, how do I tilt my head to the angle that will display my barbaric nostril plundering to the greatest advantage? Thanks! -MEAN GENE THE CHEM MACHINE
Hey, it's my old chemistry and physics teacher, whom I have the utmost respect for! To get the greatest student-eye/teacher-nostril ratio, cast your gaze outside the windows upon Harold the goose, flying at a steady 10 mph at a 30º angle parallel to the windows in a 15 mph NW wind. Imagine the scent of a freshly opened can of domestic beer so your nostrils dilate to their maximum circumference. Then, put your finger "on the line" - I mean, up your nose!
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